TEASER

EXT. COW PASTURE – DAY

Deep blue sky overhead. Fat, scuddy clouds. Below them, black and white cows graze the rolling hills. This could be one of those California “It’s The Cheese” commercials.

Except those commercials don’t normally focus on cow We do. TILT DOWN to a fat, round PATTY drying olive the sun. Flies buzz. Peaceful and quiet. until ••• shit. drab in ZOOOM! WHEELS plow right through the shit with a SPLAT.